too much work, not enough painting, missed bc friday. This helps:
and as long as i'm at it:
How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: TEN
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner 'Bulb Accomplished';
7. One administration insider to resign and reveal in detail how Bush was literally 'in the dark' the whole time;
8. One to viciously smear No. 7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
Amanda, Really agree with all this. It's so great. How's it going.Me trying hard on my watercolors. Thought I'd give you a shout out.This storm thing is really just awful. IN hopes everything will be okay. But we have to deal with this goverment thing. Anyways in hopes all is well.
Linda
Posted by: Linda Colgan | 09/11/2005 at 02:02 PM
Amanda, Really agree with all this. It's so great. How's it going.Me trying hard on my watercolors. Thought I'd give you a shout out.This storm thing is really just awful. IN hopes everything will be okay. But we have to deal with this goverment thin
Posted by: Linda Colgan | 09/11/2005 at 02:01 PM
LOL (or cry) emailing this to my hubby
Posted by: joyce | 09/09/2005 at 03:56 PM
This is hilarious---and, unfortunately, so true.
Posted by: Laura | 09/09/2005 at 03:39 PM
I second that emotion.
Posted by: Laura | 09/09/2005 at 11:10 AM